ALRIGHTY THEN!

It's snowing. Yep. And I like the song "Can You Feel It" by the Apples in the Stereo. It's catchy.

That's about it.

www.youtube.com/alrightyproductions.

ALRIGHTY PRODUCTIONS

Twilight Spoof link

I watched it. I laughed.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dompotjTeIA

Emma's movie reviews! ..."Say WHAT?!"

Hello hello, people of the world! It's that time of year again! MOVIE review time that is!

And since I don't have all day, I'll write about two movies that I want to give props to in this post. It's not as fun saying a movie sucks. Plus, I don't have any pictures of "one-and-a-half stars", or "two-and-a-half stars", so sorry 'House Bunny', and 'Mamma Mia'. At least you were mentioned.

I'll be starting with the... interesting world of 'Twilight'.

This movie, which came out in November, has slowly but surely gained some fans...and lost some. Many negative viewers have said it doesn't go by the book, others say the actors were HORRID. I, however, have no opinion. And that's my way of saying the movie was okay. I think that the casting of Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan was not perfect, but if you've read the novel, wouldn't you agree that there aren't many actresses in the whole freaking world who could do the part the tiniest bit of justice? Bella is so incredibly bland and uninteresting--most actresses need too much attention to pull that off. At least she tried, you know? And as for the "disappointing" casting of Robert Pattinson as Edward, I thought looks had nothing to do with it. Meaning, as far as looks are concerned he's absolutely good-looking (in my opinion), but maybe not the gorgeous Edward we all pictured. Look, I know there are some serious Gaspard fans out there, and I get that he is also quite talented. Perhaps FAR more talented. I don't know. Yet NO HUMAN ON EARTH can be Edward, so cool it you guys.

Casting aside, the Overview is this:

Twilight is a romantic-fantasy film directed by Catherine Hardwicke and based on the novel by Stephenie Meyer. The film stars Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan, a seventeen-year-old, who falls in love with Edward Cullen, as played by Robert Pattinson. Later Edward turns out to be a vampire, and the trouble starts when Bella is with his family in a field, watching the vampires play baseball. That is where they come across vampires James, Victoria, and Laurent. James and his cronies are not like Edward's family in the sense that they eat humans, unlike the Cullen's "vegetarian" diet of animals. James wants Bella as an afternoon snack, and Edward and his family do whatever they can to protect her. The film was primarily shot in Washington and Oregon during the winter and spring of 2008. Twilight was released in theaters on November 21, 2008, and grossed $35.7 million on its opening day, which is crazy, when you think about it.

And the soundtrack was released on November 4, 2008.

(Kristen Stewart, who plays Bella Swan.)

I give it about 3 stars. It was a hilarious movie, but an average adaptation of the book. The book itself was so poorly written anyway, what good could possibly come of it?

THE DARK KNIGHT

"The Dark Knight is a 2008 American superhero film directed and co-written by Christopher Nolan."-Wikipedia

I disagree a bit with that statement. I think that Batman isn't an average "superhero" but something more. He isn't out there because he has powers or anything of that nature, he's out there because (according to origanal Batman movie legend) the Joker shot and killed his parents.

The Batman has a dark side, which may be why the film is called 'The Dark Knight'. Did you catch the sarcasm oozing from that obvious sentence? If not, read another blog.

"Based on the DC Comics character Batman, the film is part of Nolan's Batman film series and a sequel to 2005's Batman Begins. Christian Bale reprises the lead role. The film introduces two classic Batman villains to Nolan's series: the Joker (Heath Ledger) and Harvey "Two-Face" Dent (Aaron Eckhart). The Joker's identity is left a mystery in the film, while Two-Face's transformation from heroic district attorney to disfigured killer is presented fully. Nolan's inspiration for the film was the Joker's comic book debut in 1940, and the 1996 series The Long Halloween, which retold Two-Face's origin. The Dark Knight was filmed primarily in Chicago, as well as in several other locations in the United States, the United Kingdom, and Hong Kong. Nolan used an IMAX camera to film some sequences, including the Joker's first appearance in the film.
On January 22, 2008, after he had completed filming The Dark Knight, Ledger died of a sleeping pill overdose. The film was released on July 16, 2008 in Australia, on July 18, 2008 in North America, and on July 24, 2008 in the United Kingdom. Prior to its box office debut in North America, record numbers of advance tickets were sold for The Dark Knight. It was greeted with extremely positive reviews upon release, and became the second film ever to earn more than $500 million at the United States box office, setting numerous other records in the process."

-Wikipedia

I give it four-and-a-half stars. (no image to support).

There you have it. I thought the movie was fantastic, and Heath Ledger was absolutely brilliant.

And it made so much money that 'Twilight' looks like it has the popularity of the complete crap movie, 'Picture This', which stars Ashley Tisdale. Better luck next time, Sharpay.

That just about sums it all up. Thank you for reading!

-Emma

(photo credit of 'Bella Swan' to Emma Hurt, for her emazing "photoshop-ery". Other photo cred. goes to google.com. Thank you google, for being so accessable.)

THE END.

...Sort of.

And it was all Yellow...

Just kidding! This has nothing to do with that song. I DO like that song, though. I don't have anything of real importance to say... I feel a bit lonely right now. Someone is going to hold me, I'll make sure of that! Have I shared to much? Ha, well I don't care. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it, hippie!

(Don't really)

And now I would love to show you some shots I took with my brand new camara!

In my front yard, November 1st, 2008.

POWNED, SORA! AHAHAHA! (my immature ways crack me up.)

Yep. And now that I have a new camara, you know what I can do? Return to the world of youtube! YEAH!

(oh please, NO!)

I know you're excited too.

And a special shoutout to my homie Clare, who might be the only one who reads this crap! Thank you! (Ronaldo!)

-Em

Today is my birthday!

It be-eth my birthday!





And I want to tell you something amazing that I saw. Chris Martin, on a SNL repeat! I'm a bit of a loser right now! YEAH! Since I haven't found a picture of him actually on the show, with the awesome band of Jon Buckland, Guy Berryman, and Will Champion, I have THIS image to support it:





I love you all, goodnight!

Me, Myself, and I...

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　┃　┗━━━┛　┃ ┣━━　┃
　┗━━━┳━━━┛ ┣━━　┃
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Hello, strangers. I'd ask you how you are, but I can't. So I'll skip that silly nonsense and talk about what's new for ME. Is that selfish? No? Just unnecissary.

Anywho, I've just finished working on my fabluous book-report. (Yeah, I know, right?) I actually completed a huge assignment ON TIME! That bares repeating. ON. TIME. I hardly even find time to write in this blog, but I can't write a five paragraph essay, no problem.

The book I've chosen is Twilight.


SHING! Amazing party stuff. You should read it. I'm going to go now. I love you.

-em-tastic.

Back to School!

Who other than me can still spell "school" without spelling it like "skool"? That irritates me, I've absolutely got to say it. How is it THAT conveiniant?! It's only missing ONE letter! BLIGH!
I mean... heh heh heh.....

It's that time of year again.1 Every teenage-lazy-no-good-do-er has to return to their flunking pattern after a long month or two of the dreaded "SUMMER SCHOOL". Hope they had fun. But now it's time for people like me: who got outrageously lonesome over the summer and hoped summer would end sooner so they could hang out with their 'guy friends' without it being all weird AND awkward, because they hypocratically behave like 9-year-olds, after making fun of every student in their age
group and making fools out of themselves. Sounds like a party, wouldn't you agree?

Probably not.

But in all seriousness, I really like school, which is going to make me a nerd, just for saying that. Darn these remenicant-of-nine-year-old labels, of which I cannot escape! I will forever be a nerd just for typing "I like school". Not that anybody's going to read that, so I suppose I'm SAFE.

So, for all you teens out there, and all you short adorable elementary students, I hope you enjoy school this year.
And I hope you can figure out who you would vote for this November, even though, laughably, you cannot vote! Ha! I win!


I can't vote either.

Sincerely, (almost)

Emma

footnote 1: Christmas???!

ps- If I could vote, I'd vote democrat OBAMA! We aren't whinners! But if wanting what's best for your country is whinning, then we are! HOORAY FOR WHINNING FOR OUR COUNTRY!

Sorry, Colbert.

New Mexico.

Hello. I went to New Mexico! It's true, it's absolutely true. That was extremely fun. I also went to Colorado. It was an interesting time, I'll tell you that. And the flights were lonely... I was on my own, flying on a plane next to strangers. That was really odd. And I had a mini-brakedown the first night I was there, but that's irrelevant. Over-all, it was a great experience. I saw my family on my Dad's side while I was there, and that was fun. But I didn't get to play my guitar for them. Everything's still good though, I'm home, and I have many a story to tell.

I partied a little bit with my cousins.

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So.... I suppose that's it. That was short. I need to find something else to say...

I'm going to Italy to reunite with my relatives THERE in twenty days! That works. That counts as news, doesn't it? Wow, this was poorly written.

You know that already.

So I guess there's only one other thing to add... I saw the extremely American "Spider Man 3" movie the other day. Alright, I'm hungry, and I'm sure you're bored, so I'll leave you now with some1 inspirational words.

"Life is too short... to play s*** guitars. Get a freaking Gibson." -

footnote 1: not-so

bye.

Cousins, Cousins, MORE Cousins.

Hello, my good friends. I have missed you. Oh, who am I kidding? No one reads this anyway. I'm talking to myself. Unless someone IS reading this, in which case, HELLO! I love you! That was insane, I apologize. SO anyway, what's this title about? It's about my cousins Austin, and Sarah being here, traveling from California. They came. And tonight, Sarah will be staying the night at my house. I feel bad for her, because my room is a mess, and frankly, it's covered in my sketches, lyrics for songs that I like, and pictures of musicians (one picture is of Chris Martin. ONE! I'm not crazed, I tell you. You might think I am, just because I pasted mini photos of the album cover for 'Viva la Vida...or Death and All His Friends' in most of my friends yearbooks. But you are WRONG....whoever you are who accidentally ended up on this page. I'm not a lunatic.). My point is... being a ten-year-old girl she wont be interested in anything there. She'll think I've lost it.

Alright, this picture is on my wall too. I'm DEEP.









Bottom line: I don't think Sarah will enjoy this trip. It's like, she's FUN. I'm absolutely boring. Everywhere I am, everything becomes less exciting.





Yep, even here.





She wants to go do stuff, you know? And be ALIVE. I want to sit in my room with my instruments and play semi-depressing tunes and think about how sad it is that I'm playing what I'm playing even when I am in a great mood. Let me tell you, if you aren't depressed already, realising that you're playing 'X & Y' on a tiny made-for-child keyboard will do the trick. You just have to come to that realisation.



But again, I'm not crazed over Coldplay. I just want to get that out there.



Here as well.



So if you see me after a concert, sitting in a hotel room with my ipod, humming 'Square One' because it REFUSES to leave my head....bare that in mind.



That's another thing. Every review I've seen covering the 'X & Y' album has been awful. I, personally, loved that album. I was just thinking it was amazing, and when I'd share it with someone I'd smile like an idiot.1





It's almost as if I'm proud of it, or something. There's some sort of ego-boost that comes with people admiring the same things that you do, especially when YOU'RE the one who got them into it in the first place.

But enough about that.



This is about my cousin. And how she'll find me utterly boring and dull. Well, that's her loss. When she's thinking about how horrible it is to be in this situation, I'll be stressing about writing this. Why did I have to mention 'Square One'?! It's stuck in my head now, you realise that? It'll be ruined for me by the end of the day. I hope not, but let's face it, it's true.



Well, I guess I'll be off now, before I destroy any possible humor in this post by making it far too long.2



Goodbye! This isn't the picture on my wall.





1: Which happens a lot.

2: Which also happens a lot.

Happy Independence Day.

There's a Harry Potter special on, I'm at my Dad's house, it's the fourth of July, and this dog named Charlie is licking my hand; Well- everyone else calls him Charlie, I call him Cleavlend. This is good, this is fun. It's difficult to believe that it's been exactly two years since I was diagnosed with type 1 Diabetes. Yep, it's pretty crazy.

Ha, this dog is adorable. I fancy this dog, here. He is exceptionally funny. Well, this will have to be one of my shortest posts yet, since we're leaving soon to walk three dogs and then see some sort of crazy fireworks. I'll type more on how this goes later. :) ...or maybe I won't.

THE RANT SONG (LYRICS)

Here are the lyrics for 'The Rant Song' from the fantastic show, 'Scrubs'.

PATEINT: "Dr. Cox, I'm not crazy!"
DR COX: "Am I still singing?"
PATIENT: "Singing like a bird."
J.D.: "Dr. Cox, huge news! I pulled some strings, and got the parking spot right behind YOURS! *pauses* Bumper Buddies!"
DR. COX: "Still, you aren't nearly as bad as her, do you know how much you annoy me? The answer is... a lot. Should I list the reasons why? Well I don't see why not.

DR. COX: "It's your hair your nose your chin-less face, you always need a hug! Not to mention all the manly appletinees that you chug, that you think that I am your mentor just continues to perplex, and oh my God stop telling me when you have nerdy sex!"
J.D. : Oh, by the way... last time Kim was in town, and we got some appletinees and poured them on her good parts!
DR. COX: "You that's the thing you do newbie that drives me up a tree, 'cause no matter how I rant at you, you never let me be, so I'm stuck with all your daydreaming, you wish to be my son, it makes me suicidal! and I'm not the only one! no I'm not the only one...."

JANITOR: "It all started, with a penny in the door. There was this hatred I had never felt before. So now I'll make him pay each and every day, until that moose-haired little nuisance is...no...mooooorree!"

DR. COX: "So now that is why I call you names like Carol, Jane, and Sue, like Lueisha, Kim and Lilly, and Susanne and Betty-Lou, see regardless of the names I pick, my feelings are quite clear: You're a pain in every day of every month of every year!"

PATIENT: "Dr. Cox you gotta help me, 'cause I really am distressed, can't you find another option, wont you run another test?"

DR. COX: "If you want some kind of favor, really any kind of favor, please just get me peace and quiet from this God-forsaken pest!"

J.D. : "I think what my 'Bumper Buddy' is trying to say-"

PATIENT: "Shut your cake-hole, Mary-Beth! Or I swear to God, I'll shut it sooooon!"

DR. COX: "Congratulations, we'll be scheduling your test this afternoon."

'The Mighty Myspace Ninja'© strikes again!

I posted this just to make myspace fans irritated. Why? Because I think it's ridiculous that so many people get involved in so many quizzes that benefit them in absolutely NO way what so ever. I felt that I handled this situation maturely. So here's this:

From:
♡emma rose♡
Date:
Jun 29, 2008 10:28 PM
Subject:
i hugged a tree in winter because i like to dance the polka!
Body:
i bet you thought this was one of those pointless quizzes about absolutely nothing. Well, you're wrong. It's just me being weird. Ha-ha! Nothing on this Earth that's crazier than me! And by 'crazy' I of course mean, "wise, and insightful....and voted most likely to be a ninja".A NINJA! That's right.ACTING!You know, 'Oscars', it's not too late to revise your nominees!


You know what? If you don't find Ninjas a little bit interesting, than chances are you have no soul. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm just glad I took the high road and didn't stoop to their immature levels!


PS- I am the Mighty Mysapce Ninja!© I'm the best Ninja EVER! In your face, In your face!

Camp Rock, Camp Right, or Camp Wrong?

CAMP ROCK.

Yes... I saw Camp Rock, okay? I just wanted to see what all of the fuss was about. And after seeing it... wow. I don't mean to offend, but...wow, I still don't see what the fuss is about, I'll say that. It was a story about how a young girl (named Mitchie-which is an extremely normal name for a girly fifteen-year-old, in OPPOSITE World!) finds herself at a rock camp, making all sorts of friends, songs, and lies! Good times. That's right, children! Go lie to people! GO! Lie to your friends and everyone around you, whatever it takes to be 'popular'.

There's another thing, this girl is FIFTEEN! Writers, do you honestly believe a girl of her years who has aspirations of being a rock star would tell people about how she wants to "be popular" so badly? Do you people HAVE any children? Thirteen-year-olds are smart enough not to care about that (I hope, you never know anymore).





Now, don't go thinking this is a bad movie for children yet, there's not any kissing, and the good main characters call the bad characters "JERKS" in every poorly acted argument. But on the bright side, Mitchie's (still not a real name) mother can act! Maria Cannals plays her way-to-nice-mother and did a swell job. Daniel Fathers was excellent as well. Do you see where this is going? BOTTOM LINE: ONLY THE ADULTS IN THIS MOVIE CAN ACT.


Okay, I admit, that WAS a little harsh. It's not that everyone else couldn't act, it's just that they didn't do it all that well. I don't know, maybe I have something against Disney. No, I'm just kidding. But I do wish I could just appreciate the effort these teens put into these DCOMs (Disney Channel Original Movie -yeah, I know terms!). But over all of the criticism and cheesiness, it ended up well for me and the Disney-Fans! Joe Jonas didn't kiss Demi Lovato in the movie. Or maybe he did, and they edited it out or something...hmm, food for thought. I'm not going to lie-Joe's a little cute. You have to admit it. I have to admit it.





On the Disney scale of things, I rate this...

OH! Three AND a half! Because, truth be told, I liked this movie, despite all of its faults. It was all right. Not at all in the grand scheme of things, not Oscar-worthy, but for Disney: It was a smart move. Especially since they have all of these products to scam childran with now!
So do yourself a favor, and don't let my negetivity effect you. Go, see the movie. I want to spred the Disney love! AHHCK! What am I saying?

The Love Guru Reveiw?

It's time for one of my well-awaited reveiws. Can you dig it? I thought not. Anyway, two days ago I saw a movie staring a very famous actor who is definately in my top ten.... *drumroll* Mike Myers. Yes, it's true. I saw The Love Guru.

This movie was obviously funny, how could it not be with the comeadic stylings of a Mr. Mike Myers?

Jessica Alba stars as the owner of a Canadian hockey team, who are in desperate help to get their star player (played by Romany Malco) back on track after his wife left him for a rival athlete (played by Justin Timberlake). Pitka (Mike Myers) is an American raised by Gurus in a foreign country, who returns to the U.S. to start his very own self-help business, as he'd been dreaming for some time. He must help the star hockey player get his wife back, gain fame and the girl of his dreams, and most importantly: get a spot on the Oprah Show!

Ahh, Guru-riffic!


On an added note!: I mostly enjoyed this because of Stephen Colbert and John Oliver, who happen to be involved in two of my favorite shows (The Daily Show with Jon Stewart; and The Colbert Report!)

Viva la Vida!( ...or death and all his friends.)

Guess which Compact Disc just came out on itunes today? I'll give you a hint: It's a CD made by ColdPlay, and the title rhymes with 'iva 'ah 'ida... Got any ideas yet? No? Well then you people who don't understand should leave this site immediately. Are you going? GO! All right, everybody else still here? It's okay, it's just us. They're gone now. So are YOU guys totally excited?

I made a movie....it is AMAZING.

The movie project of the century! *GASP!*

'ello, loves. Ha, I feel very English today, and I'm not exactly sure why.

And now for a change in the subject, I've been working on a project in my computer class... making movies! I'm in an extremely...um... interesting group. This includes my friend Kelsie, which is what made the whole thing a bit more exceptable. I have two other group members, and their names will not be mentioned for their own safety (...or for mine). They're alright. I mean, who else could make our documentary run as slow as they did? Okay, I'm kidding; We had fun. And our EXCELLENT (which here means: not-so-great,) movie is about a very important topic....


Rasism.


I think I'll start off by saying that I am TOTALLY against it.




...Wait, does that make me rasist against rasists?




Anyway, this is not something to joke about. We asked several students if rasism existed in our school, and more then half said "YES." Crazy to think about, huh? -And, of course, I mean crazy in a negetive way.


But even though I've lost most of my faith in humanity in many other ways (*Ehhem!* Such as little polar bears floating on small pieces of ice due to Global Warming), I think that we could all rise to the challenge and end rasism. And believe me, I'm not trying to be all 'preachy'. I just think that everyone could do great things eventually... or most of us, I suppose.



<---thank you for reading.

"HA-HA!" As always, laughing the day away,
~emma

Hey! It's May!

Hello, my awesome readers. Today I wish to discuss with you the beauty that is May. And to lift your undoubtedly low spirits (since the rain clouds haven't officially stopped for anyone), I am happy to announce that one of my favorite little cousins has given me this wonderfully cheesy joke. And it is... If April showers brings May flowers, what do the May flowers bring?


...Pilgrams!

And for those of you dim-wits who didn't get the joke [sorry], the 'May Flower' was actually a ship that brought the pilgrams to America roughly around the 1620's. [haha, I'm not really sorry.] There's some unnecessary trivia for you. Glad I could expand a couple minds. Oh, and also... the new month brings us other things as well. For instance, a new land to celebrate. YES! Anyway, I'll let you know more about that later. Have a wonderful day... and every day after that!

Who voted?

Ha ha, wow... I'm shocked. Who voted "It could be better...(it's simply awful)"?

I am SO out to get you.

All right, I'm kidding. Anyway, I do have an idea, though. Every time one of you great people vote, you should leave me a comment saying your name, and what you voted for. Now this is NOT mandatory under any circumstances. But it IS nice to know. It's sort of like a survey more than a poll at this point.

Yep, that's it. Oh, and for all of you who actually care, I have an A in my computer class! haha! That's right. I am the champion. You know you're jealous. I have the best grade ever! Do YOU? I submit that you do NOT! HAHAHA.
All right, I'm going to go now before I make a huge... hehe... donkey out of myself.

"it's a donkey!" ------------->

"Emma speaks Italian?"

Are you ready for me to totally blow your mind? It's happening. You, my friends, are about to read some serious Italian. And no, I don't speak much Italian, this is the magic of translators. A scene from Hot Rod in Italian:

Translation Related Variations

ROD: Hey, je suis Rod. Et I. .. Comme faire la fête.

DAVE: Hi, il mio nome è Dave e... Gradisco al partito.

ROD: Dave, I detto appena che partito di I, Così forse dovreste fare qualche cosa di differente allora me.

DAVE: Il mio nome è Dave e sono… lo stuntman.

ROD: Conoscete che cosa? Passiamo. Rico, siete in su.

RICO: Ciao! Sono Rico, e ... Mi piace partito.

ROD: Uh, Rico, che cosa ho JUST dire a Dave?

RICO: Chi?

ROD: DAVE!

KEVIN: Mi piace partito ... Sono Rod ...

ROD: No! Stai Kevin!

KEVIN: Right ... Kevin. Sono partito.

ROD: No! No, non è necessario. Okay? Parti, ma nessuno me!

DAVE: SI ... E si parte.

ROD: No!

RICO: Sì, solo Rod.

ROD: Si!

RICO: E me!

ROD: No! Sono il SOLO uno che le parti!

KEVIN: Sono abbastanza sicuro che ho partied prima.

ROD: No, Kevin So per un fatto che non parte, okay? NON partito!

KEVIN: Hai ragione, il partito di Dave's guy.

DAVE: Ah, ah! Dolce.

ROD: Oh mio Dio… shut up. Okay? Sto solo gonna do it for you.

ROD: Denise, questo è l'equipaggio. Dave il meccanico, Rico costruisce la rampe, e Kevin è team manager-taglio-video. Nessuno di loro partito. Tutti i diritti? Got it? Ok ... Let's party.


Yeah... that's it. I'll translate it to English some other time, and leave you all to wonder.

Willy Wonka!

Hello, everyone! I haven't posted in a while, I really felt like I should. So... here goes.

I had an extremely odd day today, but I wont bore you with that. I feel like I could go on and on forever, and I really don't think you'd want me to. -Especially when my details of the day include waking up in the morning with the song 'Imagination' from the ancient but wonderful film, Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory. "Come with me, and you'll see a world of pure imagination... what you'll see, is beyond explanation..." Ha ha, sorry, it's contagious. If you've ever seen that movie, it's probably stuck in your head right now. Anyway, I am entirely in love with that movie. Gene Wilder is a comic genius. You really have to love that strange yet awesome man. Oh, speaking of, here are some facts about him that you may not have known...
~his actual name is Jerome Silberman.
... yeah, that's all I knew. HA! I hope the one fact was enough for you. :)

BYE!

NEW MONTH, NEW PLACE!

Hey all you wonderful people! Well, March is over... and you know what THAT means... it's Africa month! I'm so excited! And for those of you non-believers: it WILL catch on. I mean it, it will. So, here's a festive photo for you:


Enjoy. Also, there is a new youtube video out there! Just go to said place and search: alrightyproductions.

Au revoir ! (I know that's french, but some people in Africa speak it, so there!)

...extras...

You know what? I hardly ever have nothing to say, but I seem to have nothing to type. That's crazy, I know. So today, I wont really be typing anything. I am going to ask YOU... (yes, you), to help me with all of your wonderful ideas. If there's anything you want me to post here, leave me a comment with an idea! I'd love to type it. (And Kelsie, you can even say The Jonas Brothers at this point, since I know that's what you'd pick anyway.) I'm particularly good at "star searching" -when you look up or find information online about a star (of the human variety!)- so I would gladly search for whoever.

Ms. Orr's questions...

My wonderful (but becoming slightly less wonderful as the work piles on) teacher Ms. Orr asked me to answer the following questions. So... here goes.

1. What,in your opinion, is the best Google Tool, and why? (Examples of Google Tools are e-mail; Google Search; iGoogle pages; chat; Google Documents; Blogger)
2. What is the difference between Google Pages (the webpages we made today and yesterday) and your Blogger blog? Give at least three differences.
3. What does "WYSIWYG" mean?
4. What does the green light next to names in your contact list mean?
5. What is an e-mail "signature"? What is Ms.Orr's signature?
6. What are you planning to do over Spring Break?

answer 1. I think that email is the greatest thing ever... except the search engine. I'd be SO lost without it.
answer 2. One difference is that I actually POST on my blog. Another difference is that google pages is a webpage, rather then a blog (not a huge difference). The final difference is that I simply love my blogspot best... is that such a crime?
answer 3. I actually had to use google to find this one, (yet another reason it is so great!). It means: "what you see is what you get".
answer 4. It means they are online.
answer 5. Ms. Orr's would be: __ Ms. Orr
Your long-suffering Computer Elective teacher
And MINE is: --
~Ms. Orr's FAVORITE student.
(it's because I AM her favorite, right, Ms. Orr?)

answer 6. I am going to visit my "Grandy" in Washington on vacation with my Mom, Stepdad, (annoying) little brother and dog, Dolly.



So, there you have it.

'emazing' information! (Hot Rod recommendation)

Okay, for anyone who cares... I have this random idea. The idea is that I should preform a social expieriment... what about? Well, I thought I could ask everyone I know who they think would win in a match between a grilled cheese sandwich... and a taco. Yeah, I'm actually crazy enough to ask something that weird. (By the way, the question originated in the movie 'Hot Rod'. And please, if you have any sense of humor, see that movie) All right, I am going to go now. And for those who have seen that movie: "Cool beans!"
~emma

Recommendations...

Hello again, you awesome people. And now for the latest segment... recommendations! As you may have guessed, this is the part where I take something, -anything- and recommend it. Today's recommendation is.... ~*drum roll sound effects*~ alrightyproductions! This is a youtube account. To view an awesome video, go to youtube and search: 'alrightyproductions', OR click this little link here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofvcd7XRJJY


Isn't it delightful? Okay, I'm going to leave you now. Goodbye! And happy England Month!

Your Daily Dose of Jonas

It's your daily dose of Jonas! I guess it's funny, but it's probably the most random thing I've seen in a while. And trust me, I know random. Anyway, it's hilarious. You just can't resist the chuckle that follows it; It isn't possible.

England! *Whoo-hoo!*

Hello, you all important readers! You guys rock. Okay, so I have A LOT to say, so I'll try to get this done quick and simple.

So this is the month of March. "Hazah!" Anyway, this month I am celebrating England Month! (-trumpet sound effects-) It's pretty awesome, I know. For those of you who are entirely uneducated, England Month is the begining of world unity. That means I (and a few others) will be celebrating different Countries every month. For example: next month is Africa Month. So don't forget your festive British flags. Cheerio! :)

J.O.N.A.S.

Okay, I know that most of you are super sick of hearing about The Jonas Brothers, but that is just too bad for you. I happen to like their music, so you have to deal with it. Sorry! (No, I'm not sorry... at all.) I wont write about them all that often though (unless Joe ends up in the hospital because he tripped...again!), so all of you who don't like them as much as I do should be fine. But I honestly don't think anyone loves them more than Kelsie. She even goes by Kelsie 'Jonas' on the occasion. It might be a case of O.J.D. (Obsessive Jonas Disorder) It's okay, there are a lot of people like that. I'm kind of in the middle, honestly. I LIKE them, but I'm not going to parade about with a tee-shirt that says 'Future Mrs. Jonas' on it. That seems extreme to me... the girls who actually do that may think otherwise.
Here's a picture courtesy of me:

Comments, anyone?

Hey you super sweet people! If your reading this, good for you! The more the merrier! I am in some serious need for laughter right now, so if you know any funny youtube videos or comedian references, please tell me. PLEASE. Oh, now you have to, I posted in all caps. That's tricky for a lazy person like me to do. You absolutely have to appreciate that. Anyway, don't forget to comment! I mean it! If you visit and don't comment, I'll find out where you live, and fill your trees with something that rymes with 'oilet ayper'. All right, I'm totally kidding again, but... you get the idea. Bye!

The social...

As you may know, Monroe Middle is having a social today! whhoooo-hooo!
I'm going, but mostly just so I can see Ms. Orr get dunked at the dunk tank. How awesome would that be? (Sorry, Ms. Orr!) But it will be pretty entertaining.

what NOT to do...

Okay, here is what NOT to do: DON'T forget to copy this code!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooX8nHa5rrc

It's a funny (in MY opinion) clip involving the beatles... that's all I have to say about it.

I'm in love with youtube... it's not healthy.

Computer class

Alrighty then... I'm sitting in Ms. Orr's computer class, tragically bored. It really is tragic. I'm not joking. Fine, I am. I'm almost ALWAYS joking. Hey, laughter's important! AND it takes 43 muscles to frown, and only 17 to smile, so I guess I'm trying to help those 43 muscles remain UNactive. You should be smiling right now... unless of course you don't feel like it. Your emotion is not under my control. Anyway, now that I'm on the topic of laughter, I'd love to reference you all to a comedian named Demetri Martin. He's pretty darn funny. Here's a drawing made by him:

About me

Well, if you're reading this I guess you want to know some stuff about me. So here goes... something. All right, I'll start it with my name. My name is Emma, and I'm a little crazy I guess. I'm 5'8 (a bit tall, I know), 13 years old, and I love to play guitar. It's such a major part of my life right now. But I don't want to bore you to tears with a long speech about how great it is, so I'll move on. I also like reading, writing, listening to music, talking, laughing, planing hostile takeovers, and eating chocolate (occasionally). Okay, I was kidding about the hostile takeover thing....-or was I? I don't dislike much.... except homework and makeup work (thanks, Ms. Orr!), and any other school work. Don't get me wrong, education is important. But I really don't think I'll need Chinese history information in the future, or algebra (outside of class!). I really do like the social aspect of school though. So, that's it. Read my other blogs, stay in school, don't do drugs, blah blah blah...etc.

~emma (whoo- hoo!