I mean... heh heh heh.....
It's that time of year again.1 Every teenage-lazy-no-good-do-er has to return to their flunking pattern after a long month or two of the dreaded "SUMMER SCHOOL". Hope they had fun. But now it's time for people like me: who got outrageously lonesome over the summer and hoped summer would end sooner so they could hang out with their 'guy friends' without it being all weird AND awkward, because they hypocratically behave like 9-year-olds, after making fun of every student in their age
group and making fools out of themselves. Sounds like a party, wouldn't you agree?
Probably not.
But in all seriousness, I really like school, which is going to make me a nerd, just for saying that. Darn these remenicant-of-nine-year-old labels, of which I cannot escape! I will forever be a nerd just for typing "I like school". Not that anybody's going to read that, so I suppose I'm SAFE.
So, for all you teens out there, and all you short adorable elementary students, I hope you enjoy school this year.
And I hope you can figure out who you would vote for this November, even though, laughably, you cannot vote! Ha! I win!
I can't vote either.
Sincerely, (almost)
Emma
footnote 1: Christmas???!
ps- If I could vote, I'd vote democrat OBAMA! We aren't whinners! But if wanting what's best for your country is whinning, then we are! HOORAY FOR WHINNING FOR OUR COUNTRY!
Sorry, Colbert.
