'The Mighty Myspace Ninja'© strikes again!

I posted this just to make myspace fans irritated. Why? Because I think it's ridiculous that so many people get involved in so many quizzes that benefit them in absolutely NO way what so ever. I felt that I handled this situation maturely. So here's this:

From:
♡emma rose♡
Date:
Jun 29, 2008 10:28 PM
Subject:
i hugged a tree in winter because i like to dance the polka!
Body:
i bet you thought this was one of those pointless quizzes about absolutely nothing. Well, you're wrong. It's just me being weird. Ha-ha! Nothing on this Earth that's crazier than me! And by 'crazy' I of course mean, "wise, and insightful....and voted most likely to be a ninja".A NINJA! That's right.ACTING!You know, 'Oscars', it's not too late to revise your nominees!


You know what? If you don't find Ninjas a little bit interesting, than chances are you have no soul. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm just glad I took the high road and didn't stoop to their immature levels!


PS- I am the Mighty Mysapce Ninja!© I'm the best Ninja EVER! In your face, In your face!

Camp Rock, Camp Right, or Camp Wrong?

CAMP ROCK.

Yes... I saw Camp Rock, okay? I just wanted to see what all of the fuss was about. And after seeing it... wow. I don't mean to offend, but...wow, I still don't see what the fuss is about, I'll say that. It was a story about how a young girl (named Mitchie-which is an extremely normal name for a girly fifteen-year-old, in OPPOSITE World!) finds herself at a rock camp, making all sorts of friends, songs, and lies! Good times. That's right, children! Go lie to people! GO! Lie to your friends and everyone around you, whatever it takes to be 'popular'.

There's another thing, this girl is FIFTEEN! Writers, do you honestly believe a girl of her years who has aspirations of being a rock star would tell people about how she wants to "be popular" so badly? Do you people HAVE any children? Thirteen-year-olds are smart enough not to care about that (I hope, you never know anymore).





Now, don't go thinking this is a bad movie for children yet, there's not any kissing, and the good main characters call the bad characters "JERKS" in every poorly acted argument. But on the bright side, Mitchie's (still not a real name) mother can act! Maria Cannals plays her way-to-nice-mother and did a swell job. Daniel Fathers was excellent as well. Do you see where this is going? BOTTOM LINE: ONLY THE ADULTS IN THIS MOVIE CAN ACT.


Okay, I admit, that WAS a little harsh. It's not that everyone else couldn't act, it's just that they didn't do it all that well. I don't know, maybe I have something against Disney. No, I'm just kidding. But I do wish I could just appreciate the effort these teens put into these DCOMs (Disney Channel Original Movie -yeah, I know terms!). But over all of the criticism and cheesiness, it ended up well for me and the Disney-Fans! Joe Jonas didn't kiss Demi Lovato in the movie. Or maybe he did, and they edited it out or something...hmm, food for thought. I'm not going to lie-Joe's a little cute. You have to admit it. I have to admit it.





On the Disney scale of things, I rate this...

OH! Three AND a half! Because, truth be told, I liked this movie, despite all of its faults. It was all right. Not at all in the grand scheme of things, not Oscar-worthy, but for Disney: It was a smart move. Especially since they have all of these products to scam childran with now!
So do yourself a favor, and don't let my negetivity effect you. Go, see the movie. I want to spred the Disney love! AHHCK! What am I saying?

The Love Guru Reveiw?

It's time for one of my well-awaited reveiws. Can you dig it? I thought not. Anyway, two days ago I saw a movie staring a very famous actor who is definately in my top ten.... *drumroll* Mike Myers. Yes, it's true. I saw The Love Guru.

This movie was obviously funny, how could it not be with the comeadic stylings of a Mr. Mike Myers?

Jessica Alba stars as the owner of a Canadian hockey team, who are in desperate help to get their star player (played by Romany Malco) back on track after his wife left him for a rival athlete (played by Justin Timberlake). Pitka (Mike Myers) is an American raised by Gurus in a foreign country, who returns to the U.S. to start his very own self-help business, as he'd been dreaming for some time. He must help the star hockey player get his wife back, gain fame and the girl of his dreams, and most importantly: get a spot on the Oprah Show!

Ahh, Guru-riffic!


On an added note!: I mostly enjoyed this because of Stephen Colbert and John Oliver, who happen to be involved in two of my favorite shows (The Daily Show with Jon Stewart; and The Colbert Report!)

Viva la Vida!( ...or death and all his friends.)

Guess which Compact Disc just came out on itunes today? I'll give you a hint: It's a CD made by ColdPlay, and the title rhymes with 'iva 'ah 'ida... Got any ideas yet? No? Well then you people who don't understand should leave this site immediately. Are you going? GO! All right, everybody else still here? It's okay, it's just us. They're gone now. So are YOU guys totally excited?