Consistency of font is so beneath me... I see this now.
So, dear reader, how have you been in the past few months (also known as "the space of time where I blatantly did not care to talk at you")? Please tell me you weren't actually planning on answering that question... I really don't care. Go tell a therapist about your broken nail, or essay you have to write, or that pesky boy that has yet to return that beguiling text you sent. It's really not my problem.
What's that? You're leaving my blog? Of course I am yanking your chains, Reader! Please stay-- here, have a cookie. It's no trouble, really. It's on the house.
So now that you are satisfied with your imaginary cookie, I will blather on a bit about the going-ons of my life (which now revolves completely around 'Doctor Who', my dear friend Alysa, and the first boy to tolerate me, Dylan). "What's that?" you say, "Emma is talking about a boy... and toleration! What kind of shenanigans has that girl got herself into now?!" Well, patience, Reader. You will find out all about this mysterious 'Dylan' character-- if that IS his REAL name!!!! (It is.)
Dylan Jazz Pompel is my significant other. And he is glorious. So there, everyone. SUCK IT.
Alright, enough of that vulgar nonsense.
So... I have a few theories about the tomfoolery of DW these days. I'm not going to share them, of course, but I will say this on the subject: While perusing 'The Brilliant Book of Doctor Who (2011)" I found a particular sentence--potentially fabricated by the Dream Lord--that really stuck out for me. And that is: "THE ONLY WATER IN THE FOREST IS THE RIVER." For those of you who are a tad behind, the quote was uttered fairly recently by our favorite sexy lady, the T.A.R.D.I.S.! Whether or not this statement alludes to Dr. River Song (who slowly is becoming a more agreeable character for me) I remain unsure. Mainly because, if it were, it wouldn't make any damn sense! Ah, well... our dear Moffatt will sort it out.
By the way, I would like to issue a rather trivial apology to the scattered readers that don't care about and/or dislike 'Doctor Who.' You guys will have to suck it up. The Doctor's back, baby!
You know who else is back? I am. So you guys'll just need to bite the bullet, and return regularly to this url. Because I'll tell you something: it fills my heart with sunshine, rhythms of four, and Milano cookies when you do! And seriously, who other than The Master dislikes quarter notes?
Posted with love, Emma.
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