Important Things...

I hope you didn't think I forgot you. That doesn't mean I didn't, I just am not keen on you thinking I'm rude. Anyway, life's pretty good. My high-school still isn't awful, as I thought it might be when I returned ever-so-faithfully to it. Everything's great...except... I spent hours and hours on a little filming project, planning and planning, and haven't got the actual film. Thanks, friend who still has it, who shall remain nameless. (SORA BOYD)


There's my immaturity again, showing up. Sorry. Ha ha





But there are indeed some "important things" happening in the world of entertainment. Ladies, and Gentlemen, I give you...


DEMETRI MARTIN!






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YEAH! He is Demetri, and he is ready to...make you laugh. That sentence wasn't as dramatic as I pictured it. He was in the wondrous Portland, Oregon recently. Having a concert. Having a laugh. Not to mention, telling some great, contrived, and hard-to-believe stories which filled the entire room with smiles, the entire time. And since I seem to be big on repeating myself today, he is awesome. Awesome. Awesome. And he is very ticklish.

Secondly, the movie
"300"
is playing on my television, and in the first ten minutes I figured out it really wasn't for me. For example, the famous scene where our leading man, Leonardo (or whatever), shouts, "THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!!!!!", with a too-slow-motion kick, I died inside a little. That was a hideous exaggeration, yes. But still... Gerard Butler, whyyyy?
But it was...well, I'm still watching. No redeeming qualities yet.
Nope. It's pretty freaky.

Well, I've got to go now, I'm off to watch Mitch HedBurg be hilarious. I love that man.
Farewell.

-emtastic

ps- I'm in a band now. Take THAT. :D

Summer time!

...And the living IS easy. Bye now. Ha ha ha. I haven't written in forever and THIS IS what you get! HA ha ha!

A time for change...

--IT'S A TIME FOR CHANGE! BRING IN OBAMA! :D

Yes, Chris. It's true. 'Tis now a time for change. I did not lie. I think we should ask my good correspondent JIM STURGESS how he feels about that.

--This couch is quite comfortable, and I'm attractive.

Alrighty then... thank you Jim. So, you readers were probably wondering what this grand change is. Which is why Richard Ashcroft has decided to make an appearance. Tell 'em Richard!

<*to the tune of 'bittersweet symphony* “I LOVE EMMA HURT'S... AWESOME SONG-WRITING SKILLS!/ LIKE THE SONG THAT SHE... WROTE ABOUT RYAN SEACREST!”

Keep practicing, Richard. You'll get there.

Thank you, Richard. Apparently nobody has anything of importance to say right now, so I'll get back to you.

...CHAO!

... I STILL LOVE YOU.

That's nice, Chris.

Happy New Year!

WOO!

Hey World! Happy New Year! YEAH! I thought I'd start off my little blog entry with a Mr. Stephen Colbert. I know, it's brilliant.

Are you having a good 2009? You should be! Have you made a super new years resolution? You should have! Here's an inspirational photo to make you feel all cool inside.

SHA! Magical! Hahaha! I'm in a goofy mood. It's a mixture of snow and rain outside right now. It's cool.