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Dear reader, please do not be confused by the blog's face-lift. It was a much needed change in my life, and I am pleased it has moved on (and become so very pretty!). In my efforts to be sensitive to you, I have kept the color scheme minimal, and only slightly different. So yeah, YOU'RE WELCOME.

How have you been? It's been so long, I feel--too long, in fact! How's the wife? The kids? That obnoxious aunt who keeps sending you ghastly fruitcake at odd times of year that aren't Christmas? What was that? You don't have a wife? Well, what the hell happened to her?! Never mind that. There's no time! I have to go laugh in the face of my peers in but a half an hour, and I am still wearing large, flannel pants! Today is picture day at Sheldon D. High School, which I will not be participating in, because I am pursuing other educational endeavors. But you don't care about that, and (as I said before) there's no time. I must depart. But before I do, I wish to issue a genuine 'thank you' for taking the time out of your precious and undoubtedly busy schedule and wasting it on this post. Once again, YOU'RE WELCOME.

Love, Emma