A time for change...

--IT'S A TIME FOR CHANGE! BRING IN OBAMA! :D

Yes, Chris. It's true. 'Tis now a time for change. I did not lie. I think we should ask my good correspondent JIM STURGESS how he feels about that.

--This couch is quite comfortable, and I'm attractive.

Alrighty then... thank you Jim. So, you readers were probably wondering what this grand change is. Which is why Richard Ashcroft has decided to make an appearance. Tell 'em Richard!

<*to the tune of 'bittersweet symphony* “I LOVE EMMA HURT'S... AWESOME SONG-WRITING SKILLS!/ LIKE THE SONG THAT SHE... WROTE ABOUT RYAN SEACREST!”

Keep practicing, Richard. You'll get there.

Thank you, Richard. Apparently nobody has anything of importance to say right now, so I'll get back to you.

...CHAO!

... I STILL LOVE YOU.

That's nice, Chris.